You can pick up a paper book copy here. Available for Kindle here.
More versions coming later…yes, really! I’ve delayed publication while in queue for reviews (see right side of photo above).
You can pick up a paper book copy here. Available for Kindle here.
More versions coming later…yes, really! I’ve delayed publication while in queue for reviews (see right side of photo above).
Here’s a preview of a review of my book. Blue Ink will soon publish it. There are some mild spoilers here, but since the book engages with Fate, I think it’s fine.
You can pick up a paper book copy here. Available for Kindle here.
More versions coming later.
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Here you can pick up a paper book version of LAMP EYES, LOOK OUT!
It’s available on Kindle here.
Further paper and ebook versions will arrive soon.
The West is in decline.
A man lost his ability to see the future. To try to restore this strategic asset, a government physicist has been whirling him in a centrifuge. When the former seer blacks out, he dreams. But these dreams aren’t profound—they’re ridiculous sitcoms.
Now an Army psychoanalyst arrives to find out what happened to him…
The two women who love and confound him. Strange incidents after a Beethoven string quartet. Ghoulish confrontations at a Halloween Party. Communication with a hominid cannibal. A lighthouse built by Freemasons.
Can analysis of the absurd dreams lead to a restoration of the West’s confidence and optimism? What happens when a man perceives fate and tries to stop it?
180 pages.
Lamps Eyes, Look Out! is available exclusively on Kindle Unlimited until mid January 2018. The price for members is free; for others it’s only $2.99. In late January 2018, the novel will be available in paper from Infinity Publications. It will also be available in all common eBook formats.
Chapter 10 of the MYSTERIOUS MATTERS OF MAX METTERS podcast (a kind of audiobook) is now available ( http://petergelman.podomatic.com ).
Samples:
“Hey man, I thought all you punk rockers was x-tinct stuffed and mounted in the Smithsonian parking lot right after the moon rockets.”
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“Oceans and beaches of the she-shore — she leavened her dreamy bread with eyes like fists.”
This is a climactic chapter which ends the first half of the “maximalist” novel. As their relationship buckles and cracks, Meri STILL doesn’t tell Max her secret, and out of pride, Max refuses to ask. Drinking downtown (in the 1980s), Max and his friends ponder such things as the middle aged Baby Boomers, their own nameless punk rock generation, rapid changes to the Minneapolis skyline, Cold War problems, the Rainbow Warrior, and angst in the local women who wear little hats. Then the answer to Meri’s secret comes suddenly a-crashing down on Max.
The length of this episode is about 43 minutes.
I’m having a great time at the Seattle International Bicycle Expo with Neal Skorpen. Neal gave two fabulous presentations about his bicycle cartoon work. I’m here to learn, while selling audio CDs of some of my bike stories (including the as-yet-unreleased Mysteries of the Bicycle Explained #9), spreading the word about the anthologies Bicycle Love and Traffic Life. Neal’s cartoon products are selling madly. We’re even selling some installments of Island of the Moths (which has draisines – early 19th Century proto-bikes; in fact I saw a kid on a modern draisine at the Expo today).
As you might expect, this convention is quite a bit different than the Stumptown Comic Fests I’ve been attending the past three years (and again next month). The average age at this Expo is much higher. The vendors tend to be bigger and without any edginess (think: REI v. Dark Horse Comics). And there’s much less DIY weird, potent creativity, more mainstream commercial and community activism. So where do I fit in? That’s the learning experience. Of course the focus of the sport is not arts & culture, but I feel welcome enough to try to make my mark. Today was pretty cold and wet in our booth under the big tent. I’m looking forward to coming back next year to promote my bicycle adventure novel, illustrated by Neal, due out late this coming summer.
And it’s great to be back in Seattle (Portland’s big sister). The Seattlites I’m meeting at the Expo are so enthusiastic about bikes! And they’re so kind as to exalt Portland in that enthusiasm.
I found out yesterday that the Recession has reached me, proving that the trickle-down theory does work. My main client’s dramatic decline in sales means not enough new projects for freelancers (like me), and maybe not enough for all the employees.
Laugh at the long shadows! Yes the ill effect on me is obvious. But I’d like to think that this will help me bring more of my prose to offer the public. I have a huge backlog of work to share, and more in various stages of production.
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This is Mysteries of the Bicycle Explained #8. “This Machine Cures Melancholia” by Peter Gelman. Concerns a winter bike ride in Portland. Bad moods, names for mountains, the pleasures of learning Spanish. A Kapow! The virtues of Mexican cactus thorns and tire slime. A lesson about fixing tire gashes, and about superpower money. Ms. Bolt of Speed! Faster and Faster. This story was published in a U.S. bike magazine, and also in Traffic Life, a Canadian anthology still available via its website trafficlife.com. My website is dangerquestmysteries.com. I wrote this story in the late 1990s. This is a recording from last spring and I hope you will forgive the sound imperfections. (I’m still working on figuring out better equipment. The microphone I bought produces a terrible hum.) Thanks for listening!
Hello… What I did over my summer vacation… go to Europe!
I have another MOBE recorded but it needs editing… Aside from that, I’m taking a further break from podcasting until I can purchase better equipment.
I still intend to make a “commentary” podcast for Skull of the Robot. And I have other series to start recording.
A lot to do… it will take some time.
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